So, where were you last night?
Could you step in here for a minute?
Now, I'm only going to say this once.
Dude, I want my money right now.
There's no good way to say this,
so I'm just going to come right out with it.
You son-of-a-bitch!
There comes a time in every man's life when...
I swear it wasn't my fault.
So exactly how much have you had
to drink tonight, Mr. McNicholsmanson?
Okay, please don't be mad at me.
Can you feed my parakeet while I'm in the Army?
And you must be the boyfriend?
You seem like the kind of guy that recognizes
a good business opportunity when you see one.
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Also avoid:
"Hey, are you busy?"
"What the hell is this?"
"Well look who finally decided to come to work!'
Yup. And one final on:
"Give me one good reason why I should let you live."
I'll go with "you better sit down," "first of all, I want you to know I'm your friend," and "close the door behind you."
I'm glad to see Mr. McNicholsmanson making a cameo, by the way.
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